Guess who has a CD coming out the EXACT SAME DAY as Kanye West this December.....
I'll give you one guess.....
As of right now... they are both slated for new CD's on December 16th, although rumors are out that 50 Cent is gonna bump it up to the 9th. I thought Fitty said he was retiring if he lost to Kanye the last time around??? Musta bet him double or nothing.
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Topless midget wrestling: I can't think of a better way to get your liqour license revoked. Here is the story.
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John McCain checking out his running mates ass-ets.
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While we are at......
I think Joe Jonas' little hormones are running wild with this whole purity thing.
I think he is ready to propose to this chick so he can go backstage and be not pure with her.
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ITS OFFICIAL: Britney's new CD... drops December 2nd.
I'm buying four of them.... why, you ask?
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Should I be more shocked that this guy, who is a hair loss consultant....
..... convinced women that he needed to massage their breasts to treat hair loss.... or the fact that he is a hair loss doctor that is half bald.
I present for you...."To Catch A Predator" superstar Chris Hansen....... deeeeeeeeerunk.
Speaking of which..... here is the new "To Catch A Predator" commercial.
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I left the Kid Rock show early at the Puyallup Fair. Yeah...bad decisions..... Rev Run from Run DMC and MTV's "Run's House" showed up outta the blue and played 20 minutes with Kid Rock.
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Word of advice: if you insist on robbing someone...make sure she isn't the national karate champion of your country. Here is the story.
I think I've seen this before
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Kanye arrested ... here is the video.
He beat up a camera guy trying to take his pic at LAX outside the American Airlines ticket counter. He doesn't fly private jets, wtf? On the way out, the airline charged him $15 handcuff and booking fee.
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Never forget:
This picture was taken by my friend Wayne in August of 2001 while he was working in NYC. It's still hard to believe its been 7 years.
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I finally figured out how to make things differentcolors and sizes on my page. I'm sending my resume to Microsoft.
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My imitation of Britney at the VMAs.
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High heels for babies??? It's happening here in Seattle. I'm waiting for pole dancing for toddlers. Here is the story.
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Jessica Simpson forgot the words on Good Morning America. Oops.
Did you not learn anything from your sister, Jessica? Lip syncing prevents stuff like this from happening.
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The luckiest (or dumbest) human alive.
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Washington State starts the unmanned speed traps this week on I-5 south of Chehalis. Watch out.
Hey, we found Joe Jonas' purity ring that was subject of conversation at the VMAs..... its right here...
on Taylor Swift's nightstand.
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Stop with the emails that are saying "Britney's back!!!". She won three sympathy awards at the VMAs for doing what everyone else she was up against was already doing.... and thats being normal.
And stop saying how amazing she looks.... compared to this......
.... yeah, she looked great.
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Akon is at it again. He hit a woman on stage in South America. Accident or on purpose??
Akon can release a DVD....we'll call it Akon's Greatest Hits...
featuring the underage girl in the Caribbean...
...and the timeless classic.... the minor getting chucked off the stage.
In stores soon!
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Here is your "I'm so offended by Katy Perry's 'I Kissed A Girl' story of the day. A church changed their sign to say "I Kissed A Girl...Then I Went To Hell". Here is the story.
Lighten up.
I personally like this sign better.....
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Miley Cirus bought herself a $75,000 Mercedes Benz for her 16th birthday. Its fully loaded, even comes with a mute button for when her song comes on the radio.
This is from a Best Buy store in San Diego hours after Heath Ledger died. I think it's someone trying to make money off tragedy....the store is calling it a "tribute to a great actor"
Zac Efron is rushed to the hospital. The dreamiest appendix, like, ever has been removed. Here is the story.
Just out of curiosity with this whole Zac Efron thing.... do women find younger or even underage guys hot? Do you or have you ever had one that you can't wait to get a little older??? Guys have "countdown to JoJo turns 18" things all the time... do you women?
32% of Americans can't name everyone they have ever slept with.
I can... in fact I kept pictures.
sexy
While you are at it... do you keep journals or files of everyone you have hooked up with? You know.. names, height, weight, sizes, address, numbers and a rating system of how good they were?
No other songs with questionable lyrics were banned.
"Damn f*&$*n right no other s&$t was banned. If they banned me, I'd f*&$#n boycott their school and s*$t, b*&$%es" says Kanye.
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Woman wins lottery in Florida....doesn't tell her husband.... then hides the ticket... divorces her husband... keeps the money. Story is here.
Biggest thing you are hiding from your man... we talk about it tonight.
Don't forget... Thursday night 10/18, a special Thursday night edition of "Why Should We Come To Your Crappy Town". Cathy at the Enumclaw Chamber of Commerce wants us to come down to her fine city (since we were a little less than nice talking about it)
7:30 this Thursday at the Chamber of Commerce Building... downtown Enumclaw. Come get free stuff from Doormatt and the Kiss-FM Party Crew.
Enumclaw's Kasey Kahne won't be there....but, Doormatt will be.
"Why should we come to your crappy town" Tuesday was another huge success last night.... Port Orchard came out in full force... over a hundred people waiting for Doormat when he got there.
Also, special shout out to a certain retail store that kicked us off their property and called the Kitsap County Sheriff..... I won't say who.. but it rhymes with Ball-Fart
Second night in a row we had to explain to the bosses why police were involved with our show.
A woman finds $65,000 in the middle of the road in Florida and turns it in. She's get no reward. We talk to the the people tonight that have found money and DIDN'T turn it in.... ya know, like 99.996% of the people in the U.S.
I live with my girl and have for about six months. I got home today and found the last webpage she was on was some chick magazine site. It was titled "10 Reasons Why A Pulsating Shower Head Is Better Than Your Man". Should I be concerned?
You guys have been asking to see it... you have been asking who it is..... Here is the naked picture of the KISS-FM employee that is circulating around the studio
It's Doormat
I am being told it is a fake, possibly doctored photo.
Help me with this. I'm getting married in March and I think its my right to make it perfect. I saw somewhere about a girl who had her bridesmaids sign contracts saying they wouldn't gain with weight or change their hair color until after the wedding. I think its a great idea because I've worked hard and have been working out and the last thing I want it for our pictures to look trashy. Your thoughts?
Jenny,
Covington, WA
I'll save my comments for the radio.... I got some stuff to say about this.
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