– Am I the only one who thinks Taylor Swift looks just like the chick in the Hustler ad on the right of the page?   

 – This will kill minutes of your life.  

And if you need to kill three more minutes…. click here and try not to laugh.  Gotta zoom in though.

– Paris and Benji breaking up???

In the words of Paris’ favorite medication…….  

ITS A BRRRRANNNND NEW DAY.

– Finally…….

– This is the creepiest top 10 list ever.  At least call it the “cutest” and not the “hottest”. 

– Just in case you can’t come up with something clever on your myspace or facebook page….  www.generatus.com is for you.

– Ashlee Simpson is set to give some birth on Thursday.  Everyone with Jingle Bell Bash tickets can now relax because Pete Wentz’s pesky step into fatherhood won’t interfere with the show. 

Quick:  which one is wearing more makeup? 

 – Just in case the you ever wondered how the fattest man in world has sex….. well you are in luck, I have the answer here.

– Only 11 more shopping days (before I rather jump off my building instead of going to a mall) Tis the season.

 – In case you were curious…..  how old is the internet?

 – Ladies: guys that go to the club alone… don’t fall for it… they will try and make you feel sorry him, pump some drinks into you and swoop in for the one night stand.  It is strategic…if a guy was that lonely… he wouldn’t be in a club.  We discuss today.

 – Jessica Biel has a brother named Justin….  She is dating a Justin.  We talk to you women that date guys with the same name as family members…. kind creepy if you ask me.

Oh, and I really just wanted to post a pic of Jessica Biel.  Yum.

– Speaking of people that have shacked up with Justin…. Britney’s CD leaked over the weekend.

Ummmmm……. 

If I have to explain this picture, then it won’t be funny to you.

– Here is some eye candy for you Twilight nerds.

– 10 Worst Places to get caught having sex

– Kanye taking jabs at Justin????         Kanye got arrested for beating up another paparazzi???     Yep, it must be about that time for him to release a new CD.   I smell publicity stunts.   Kanye isn’t stupid.

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 –  As if you needed more incentive to go to Starbucks… now you get rewarded for it.  Hoooo-ray.  Here is the story.

–  Joe Jonas picked up his purity ring from Taylor Swift’s night stand and has placed it on Camilla Belle’s.  The big question in all of this is…. who the hell is Camilla Belle?  Doesn’t matter… he still isn’t dating YOU……..  unless you are Camilla Belle… and if that’s the case, please tell us who you are.  Here is the story….. Taylor is running her mouth off about him too.  OMFG>>>ROTFL>>>JoBROS4EVR>>>LOL>>>

Speaking of Joe Jonas….. he has a new airline of choice

–  I am a big believer that if you talk to an ex…. you should LIE YOUR FACE OFF and make it seem like your life couldn’t be any better.  Make it all up.  Talk about your 6 figure salary income and your exotic business trips to Thailand and that new significant other that is like an acrobat in the bedroom.  Even if your life sucks…. who cares… lie about it.  We discuss today…. and collect the lies you have told your ex about your fantastic life.

– Kazakhstan is seeing a 13% boost in tourism since the Borat movie a couple years ago.  Weren’t these the same people that were bent outta shape for him “poorly portraying” their country?  Now he is a boost to their economy.  Here are the details. 

– Did anyone catch who won the election last week?  I missed it.

 Unnecessary Censorship Election Edition from Kimmel’s show….

One?  Maybe 2? 

Ok, say for example you are Mariah Carey?  26 maybe?  27?

 Here is the answer.

…. OBAMA.

Its happening.   Here is the story.

Read all about it here.

…. America’s drunkest Presidents in history.

Here is the list….. bring this to your history teacher, you might get extra credit.