Chris Brown apparently…..he showed up to Australia’s Idol with an entourage of 36 people!!!! They had to open an additional studio just to fit all his ‘people’.  Are you so incapable of doing anything for yourself that you have to hire 36 people??? SERIOUSLY?  What do they do for you?  I love me some Chris Brown but this just upsets me about him.  How much of an ego can you have?  I mean I wouldn’t be shocked to hear this about Diddy, but not him.  I want him to stay a nice person, not another lazy celebrity.  How do I find a job like that though? I want to be a entourage person…who knows it could be fun.

Britney is now on trial for driving without a license when she hit a parked car.  The sad thing is this went to court with a jury case.  Is that really necessary??  If convicted of a misdemeanor she faces a maximum sentence of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.  Granted $1000 is spare change for her, but still.  She just got her medication on a good dosage, she seems to be doing better….Womanizer is a hit….she got her body back…she could snap at any minute people.  She is on a very fine thread that could just break and she go back to being totally nuts.  Maybe even attack some cars again, you never know.  Just let Britney be, I like her now that she’s not so scary crazy.

I know I am usually the first one to rip on the train wreck that has been Britney Spears.  But have you seen her in the video for Womanizer? DUDE!!!!  She looks amazing!  I mean I know they can do amazing things with air brushing……WOW! I am happy that she has a #1 song again.  I didn’t realize the last time she had a #1 song was for Baby One More Time- nearly 10 years ago.  Maybe this will be her comeback, although she was definitely more entertaining when she was a little crazy.

Jesse McCartney is coming out with his own fragrance but get this it’s not for men.  Yah he’s designing it for women.  I love me some Jesse McCartney, but I don’t know if he would be the be the best person to decide how I smell….. The line Wanted will be in stores sometime in 2009.

Rumors are flying around the ‘non-couple’ again…this time there might be wedding bells…..All I’m saying is that is an awfully large and very sparkly rock on her ring finger….Watch they’ll be having kids and still never admit to being a couple. Haha

I realized that I want to be a reality tv star villain. No joke! Think about it! The villains are ALWAYS the ones that get talked about, way more so than the nice girls. Heidi and Spencer make bank being famous for nothing other than being dramastic idiots- they just bought a 12 million dollar house. People love scandal even if it’s totally fake. Because we all know that reality tv is 100% real, like The Hills……right….. They’re all scripted drama (which I happen to love), but completely fake, so why couldn’t I create my own reality show based here in Seattle? I even have the title AND tagline: Emerald City: “Where not every gem shines as bright.” PURE GENIUS! I’m now accepting applications for roles, writers (let’s be honest they’re the ones that make the show), etc on my show at my myspace page. Good luck and stay tuned for the first episode to be posted!

McDonald’s is thinking about removing the Double Cheeseburger from the Dollar Menu because cheese is too expensive. Hahaha I’m sorry but that is hilarious to me. What will all the poor college students live on now? Some franchises are reportedly selling the double-cheeseburger with one slice of cheese instead of two and calling it a “double hamburger with cheese.” OR are now charging a crazy $1.10. Are things REALLY that bad?

The line ‘double your pleasure double your fun’ in the song is the jingle for Doublemint Gum. Right…, so, the gum company is now admitting that they paid Chris to perform the jingle, which turned into the song, which became a HUGE hit (and one of my fav songs of the summer).…AND in the beginning of his video he pops in a piece of the gum into his mouth. His actual commercial for the song will be out later this summer. IS NOTHING SAFE FROM PRODUCT PLACEMENT???? REALLY??